Nun Goes Fishing
One
day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish. A man was walking
by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!" The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't
use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish ---
a Gauddam Fish." The sister said, "Oh, ok." The Sister took the fish back home
and said, "Mother Superior, look at the Gauddam Fish I caught." Shocked, the Mother
Superior said, "Sister, you know better than that." The nun said, "That's the
species of it --- a Gauddam Fish." So the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me
the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean it." While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor
walked in and Mother Superior said, "Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that
the sister caught." Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn"t
talk like that!" Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it --- a Gauddam
Fish." Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it." That
evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said, "Wow, what
a nice fish." In reply, the sister said, "Thank-you, I caught the Gauddam Fish."
And Mother Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam Fish." And Monsignor said, "I
cooked the Gauddam Fish." The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked,
and said... "I LIKE THIS F***ING PLACE ALREADY!