Job
at the Zoo
One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn
some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zoo
keeper grabs him and drags him into his office.
The zoo keeper explains
to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, died suddenly and
the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.
He offers
the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The
mime accepts the offer.
So, the next morning, before the crowd arrives,
the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage. He discovers that it's
a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people, and he draws
larger crowds than he ever did as a mime on the street.
However, eventually
the crowd tires of him, and he tires of just swinging on auto tires. He notices
that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting
to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls
across a partition, and dangles from the top of the lion's cage.
Of course,
this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it. At the end of the day the
zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction.
Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowd
grows larger, and his salary keeps going up.
Then, one day, when he is
dangling over the top of the lion's cage, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.
The lion raises himself up and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that
he begins to run around the cage with the lion in hot pursuit.
Finally,
the mime starts screaming, "Help! Help me!"
The lion is quick and pounces.
The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion.
The lion says, "Shut up, you idiot, or we'll both lose our jobs!"