Southern
Football - What does the average Mississippi State player
get on his SATs?
-----Drool.
- What do you get when you put 32
Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.
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How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room?
-----Grease her hips
and push really hard.
- How do you get a Georgia graduate off your
porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.
- Why do the Alabama cheerleaders
wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
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Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead
at home, and get killed on the road.
- What are the longest three
years of a Florida football player's life?
-----His freshman year.
- How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
-----None
. . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
- Where was O.J. headed
in the white Bronco?
-----Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would
never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll
and cymbal crash . . . )
- Why did Tennessee choose orange as their
team color?
-----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week. |
