| What Happens When You Fall For...
~ A chef?
-You get buttered up.
~ A chauffeur?
-You get taken
for a ride.
~ A gambler?
-He cheats on you.
~ A telephone
operator?
-He gives you a phone-y line.
~ A trashman?
-He dumps
you.
~ A clockmaker?
-He two-times you.
~ A pastry cook?
-He desserts you.
~ A shoe salesman?
-He walks all over you.
~ An elevator operator?
-He lets you down.
~ An artist?
-He gives you the brush.
~ A jogger?
-He gives you the run-around.
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