5
Kinds of Sex - The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during
the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
- The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage;
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
- The third
kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta
do it in the bedroom.
- The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the
phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
- There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced
and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
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