Bungee
Jumping
Two guys decide to set up a bungee jumping service in Mexico.
They set up in a plaza, and a large crowd assembles around them, so they decide
to give a demonstration.
The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of
the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few
cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch him, and
he falls again, bounces and comes back. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up.
This time, he comes back pretty messed up?e's got a couple of broken bones and
is almost unconscious.
The second guy finally catches him and says, "What
happened? Was the cord too long?"
The first guy replies, "No, the cord
was fine....but what the hell is a pinata?"