| Excited About Marriage
Jacob, age
92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about
to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course
we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist:
'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist:
'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist:
'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping
pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds
and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here
for our wedding gifts, please.' |
