| Busy Bulls
A man takes his wife to
the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come
up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could
learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This
bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This
one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from
this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This
bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He
mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this
one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365
times with the same cow." |
