| Pregnant Blonde
A blonde woman takes
a home pregnancy test, and sure enough, it's positive. So she goes to the doctor
to confirm the results, and finds out that she is about three and one-half months
pregnant. "Hmmmm..." she says.
"Is this not good news?" the doctor asks.
"No, not necessarily," replies the blonde. "The problem is that I've been
with five different guys in the past four months, I have no idea who the father
could be!"
"Well," replies the doctor, "it looks as though you may want
to contact each of them and have them come in for DNA testing. Then you'll know
for sure."
"I can't do that," replies the blonde.
"Why not?"
asks the doctor.
To which the blonde replies, "Because, they've changed
their Screen Names!"
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