| Blonde in Court
A blonde was summoned
to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning
with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?"
"Objection!" said the
defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"
"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from
the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question."
"I object!"
the defense said again.
"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."
The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason
for the defense to object."
So the prosecutor repeated the question:
"Where were you the night of August 24th?"
The blonde replied brightly,
"I don't know." |
