| Bat Control Three Pastors in the
south were having lunch in a diner. One said "Ya know, since summer started
I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried
everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away. Another
said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic.
I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third
said, "I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen
one back since!!!" |