| The Redhead A young Redhead goes
into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and
pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes
her ankle and screams. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead,
are you?" "No," she says, "I'm actually a Blonde." "I thought
so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken." |