| Baby Bear
The three bears had been
having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear
were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living
with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father,
baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well,
you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay
with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear
who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't
beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago
Bears don't beat anybody." |
