| The Stewardess
An airline captain
was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying
had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess
the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed
the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and
called her up wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone,
crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out
of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied,
"There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is
the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" |
