| Blonde Down on Her Luck
A blonde
woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask
God for help.
She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost
my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins
it. Brandi again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and
Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken
me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I
don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE
just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi
is confronted by the voice of God Himself... "Brandi, meet Me halfway on this.
Buy a ticket." |
