| Duck Hunting
A game warden came upon
a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.'
He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty
good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
The hunter shrugged and handed
the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger
into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's a Washington
state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?'
The hunter
pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting
license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum,
pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an
Idaho state hunting license?'
The hunter, a bit put out, produced an
Idaho state hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same
finger test, and said, 'This here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon
state hunting license?'
Once again, only this time more aggravated, the
hunter produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having
struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, 'You've got all of these
licenses, just where the hell are you from?'
The hunter dropped his pants,
bent over, and said 'You're so smart, YOU tell ME!' |
