| Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog
- Cats rule. Dogs drool.
- Cats rub your leg when they want affection,
not when they're horny.
- Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
- In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking
on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
- Cats always land on their
feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.
- Cats let you kick them
when you're stressed out.
- Cats will wait until you've read your
morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
- Cats look cute sleeping
on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.
- No one has ever
had to "Beware of the Cat."
- Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.
- Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
- Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.
- Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
- Garfield. Odie.
Enough said.
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