| Bank Robbery
Two blondes, Trisha
and Robin decided to rob a bank together.
The first blonde, Trisha plans
the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops the car
and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan.
You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes
with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Robin.
Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car.
One
minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven minutes pass
. . . and Trisha is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst
open! And here comes Robin. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging
it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank
doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and
underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals
are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood
the plan!"
Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Trish. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the
GUARD and blow the SAFE!" |
