| Elegant Portrait
An elderly woman
decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond
earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he
will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry." |
