| Late Night
A man tells his wife that
he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out however
, that it's closed. So the guy ends up going down to the local bar to use the
vending machine. While there he had a few beer and began talking to this beautiful
girl.
He had a few more beer and the next thing he knew he was in this
girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knew it
was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god , my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed.
"Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She got him some and he rubbed it
all over his hands. When he got home his wife was up waiting for him and she was
furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He said, "Well to tell you the
truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept
with her."
"Let me see your hands!" she demanded. He showed his wife
his powdery hands. "Damn liar, You were out bowling again!" |
