| Friend For Dinner
"Honey," said this
husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are
you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,
and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's
thinking about getting married." |
