| Blonde Prison Break
Three women escaped
from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for
miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft
and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided
to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and
his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check
out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the
deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to
find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the
redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a
dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went,
"Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he
kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked
it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".
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