| Two-Story House
The judge says, "Please
tell me why you're seeking a divorce."
DiNapoli says, "Because I live
in a two-story house."
The Judge says, "What kind of a reason is that?
What the matter with a two-story house?"
DiNapoli says, "I'll tell you
what's the matter. One story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's
that time of the month.'" |
