| Negligee For the Wife
Upon getting
to work one morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary
that it his wife's birthday today. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and
tries to find a gift for her. Unfortunately, he realizes that life has been good
and she has everything she needs.
Upon passing a lingerie store, Marvin
realizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life. He gets the
idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young. Marvin goes
into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee
she has. Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs home to his wife.
Upon
finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs and unwrap it.
He'll wait in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up to the bedroom. Once
the package is opened she realizes that this is something she has never had before.
She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination. She thinks
for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Marvin and go downstairs
without any clothes on at all. So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts
down the stairs stark naked.
She calls out, 'Marvin, come out to the
hallway and look. 'Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife, and
exclaims, '$59 and they didn't even iron it.'
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