| Mother of Six A man has six children
and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that
he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants
to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his
voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husbands
lack of discretion shouts back... "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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