| Going to the Doctor
A brunette goes
into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me."
The doctor says, "Well, tell me your symptoms."
"Well, everything
hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts
(touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!"
she said.
The doctor, after looking at her for a second, said, "Did you
used to be a blonde?"
The brunette said, "Why yes!"
The doctor
said, "Your finger's broken."
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