| Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage
knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth
and he takes his life in his hands.
This is a handy guide that should
be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I
help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST:
Wow! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:
Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS:
Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
DANGEROUS: What did
you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've
always loved you in that robe.
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