| Eating Lunch
An Irishman, a Mexican
and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor
of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned
beef and cabbage again! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box
and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos for lunch one more time, I'm
going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."
Next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps
to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps, too. The
blond opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death, too.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really
tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turns
and stares at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me" she says. "He
makes his own lunch." |
