| Lame Football Joke
A college senior
took his new girlfriend to a football game. They found seats in the crowded stadium
and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game and as he was
running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take
a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."
His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That's the strangest way I ever
heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I accept."
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