| Helping the Homeless
A man was walking
in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum
who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his
wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take
it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything
I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees
at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm
going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum
was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I
know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "Hey,
man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking,
gambling, and golf!" |
