| Once is Not Enough
A farmer wanted
to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He
was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that could service all of his
many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have
just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the
henhouse though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said, "I'm counting
on you to do your stuff." And without a word, he strutted into the henhouse.
Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt.
There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having
his way with each hen.
But Randy didn't stop there; he went in to the
barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace.
Then he went to the pigpen, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all
of this with disbelief, cried out "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself!" But Randy
continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
Well the
next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His
legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out.
A buzzard was already circling above Randy.
The farmer walked up to Randy
saying "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself.
I warned you, little buddy."
"Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard's
getting closer" |
